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= Ram Squishy =

Our site mascot seems to make for a great play thing to squeeze and poke! Judging by his position though, he doesn't seem to mind, and probably enjoys it! Give him a good squeeze!

Ram Squishies are hand sculpted and are about 6 inches (15.25 cm) in total length.

Each Ram Squishy comes with a free 2.5 inch vinyl sticker from the options shown below!
A male anthropomorphic bighorn sheep stands and points. Behind him is a caption reading 'Jokes on you I'm into that shit'. The text at the bottom of the sticker reads 'Horny Ram Adult Toys'
"Jokes On You!"
A male anthropomorphic bighorn sheep holds a pair of lemons before him, resembling ram testicles. The caption at the bottom of the sticker reads 'Horny Ram Adult Toys '
"Lemons"
A male anthropomorphic bighorn sheep in skimpy 'Horny Police' gear, holding a baton with the label 'Mr. Horny' written on it. The caption at the bottom of the sticker reads 'Horny Ram Adult Toys.'
"Horny Police"
A pair of 'Ram Squishies' figures ontop of one another.
Ram Squishy
Ram Squishy size
Toy Preview
A pair of 'Ram Squishies' figures ontop of one another.
A 'Ram Squishy' next to an unmarked soda can for scale.

Total Price: $

Color Options

Custom Colors

Dark Red

Red

Neon Orange

Orange

Gold

Yellow

Lime Green

Green

Dark Green

Cyan

Teal

Blue

Purple

Light Purple

Hot Pink

Pink

Flesh Pink

Light Pink

Light Grey

Dark Grey

Beige

Light Beige

White

Brown

Black